Grim though the story is
www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/05/19/national/main5024694.shtml

Being charged with 'Mayhem' is something special
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

And that's why Mykeyboy should never be allowed to have kids.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Supermatt always takes more than his fair share

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

eyes cream

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

p-eye-ella

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

mince p-eye

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

las-eye-gna

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

ch-eye-nese food

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

egg fr-eye-d r-eye-ce

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

sush-eye

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

spaghett-eye

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

pupilau r-eye-ce

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

I'VE ALREADY SAID R-EYE-CE

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

YES BUT NOT PUPILAU

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

PUPILAU PAGE

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Iris wondering if someone would start punning

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

It always happens after retina (reading a) news story.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Im vision i hadnt started this now

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

oh come on it's only j-ocular

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Si-lens would be preferable

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

don't make a spectacle

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Put a lid on it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

what are you going to do,
give me lashes?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I'd have charged him with CHAOS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

I like that the neighbours told the police where he was
and he was arrested a week later.

I'd like to think that he was gradually hacking his legs off for the entire week
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

I suspect he was an unpopular kid

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

with a rusty butter knife or somehting like that
but in also news, the silly thunder storms have knocked out my sky box so i cant watch the football
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Our Sky is working fine thank you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

mine is stil showing a big blue box saying no satellite is being recieved -

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

TIOABOA

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)