Creation of a pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.


First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
who sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.


( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Are we 12 again?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

No time for you, internet dullard!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

time soup
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

I had some tomato soup this morning from Greggs, it was lovely and filled a hole :)

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

YEAH, BUT WHICH CELEBRITIES HAVE MENTIONED YOU ON TWITTER?

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

I creeped out Charlie Brooker
And Jez from Peep Show tweeted back at me about bumming.

But no.

:*(
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

I saw that Tweet Charlie Brooker did!
I was impressed.

Oh, Twitter. How I love thee.
(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

I'm not a member of Twitter
this is well discrimination
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

only mr fry

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

Vagina dentata what wonderful phrase
Vagina dentata aint no passin' craze
It mean no penis for the rest of your days
It's our willy free anatomy
Vagina dentata

vagina. dentata. vagina. dentata...
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

Fanny fanny
Fanny fan
Yummy yummy
Bearded clam.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

I'm going to have to confer with Richard Dawkins on this one
before I can believe you
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

I, like, totally reject your patriarchal misogynistic concept of design, here
( vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Settle down Germaine Greer

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Right on, sister.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

I'm mates with Trent Reznor
I don't fancy Bez more
'Cos he posted on my Twitter
Then thumped me up the shitter
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)