I wish mine
made a noise like a TIE fighter when it spluffed.

I think that would be great.

And it would echo if you were bumming someone with a big, baggy bumhole.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

At least that would drown out
the sobs of frightened children.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)