To be completely honest,
I'd quite like a go on Lily Allen's fanny.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

you sick sick fucker.
that is all I wish to say on the matter. :-P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)