Good evening, internet.
I ate a yoghurt and tidied the house. GOOD TIMES!

What are you doing?
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

You do this shit on purpose.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I swear, it's just bad timing.
:(((
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Every time?
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Every time.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Listening to the Travelling Wilburys.
Aw yeah.
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

smokin a fag

( scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Hello hello!
good to see y'all again.

I'm in bed but I should get up and revise. but can't be arsed just yet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

You're going to fail all of you exams.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Shan't. /blows rasperry
got marks back for four of them already*. Tuesday I have psych (easy as piss) and biology (the one I need to study for).
I won't fail.
I won't post unless asked in case you think i'm bragging*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

I passed all of my exams,
but didn't do any of my coursework. This is why I ultimately failed my GCSEs. I wasn't really bothered to be honest, as it never stopped me from getting a job.

This could be because I am awesome at interviews.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

I do all the coursework and exams.
my bosses are usually pretty good about my school schedule and my work schedule. Worked a saturday night yesterday for the first time after being closed for a month, and it was fucking *mental*.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

Yesterday was Friday,
you crazy upside down lady.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

well your midnight is our 9 am. And it's Sunday here.
you freaks are all behind on the times. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

IT'S ALL THE QUEEN'S LAND.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

that don't mean diddly squat over here sunshine.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

That's pretty much what I've been doing for the past month.

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

Listening to trance and that

( weaver., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I AM ALSO DOING THIS

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

I'm packing ready to move out.
Although I won't be moving out for another week and a bit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

well hey.
At least this way you'll be prepared and on moving day you won't have to be stressing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

Are you me?
Because that sounds just like me
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

I thought I'd have a lot more shit than I did,
so I was gonna start today and work my way slowly through it... but most of it is already packed up :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

My new house is going to be completely empty :S

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

I just want to get myself a nice flat with a nice telly and nice neighbours.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

The nice telly was ordered this morning :)
I'm not sure what my neighbours are gonna be like, not that there is any real way to tell until after you have moved in
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

To be completely honest,
I'd quite like a go on Lily Allen's fanny.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

you sick sick fucker.
that is all I wish to say on the matter. :-P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)