Not only that, he also suffers from erectile difficulties.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I'm sure he can overcome them by visualizing Thatcher's lady garden.

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Sprinkles?
WHAT THE FUCK?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Fucking hell, it's you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)