VUE CINEMAS ARE GAY.
"Technical Difficulties" my arse.

How were you last disappointed offline?
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

this post

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

CAPTAIN PREDICTABLE STRIKES AGAIN

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

pREDicatable!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

:D

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

OFFline.
Technically, this is online.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Oh, I thought you said online

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Don't I look silly.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

Yes.
:(
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Most of last season.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

+ the
+twelve

+s
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Oh JMG.
I'm sure you'll be back, and everyone will love you.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

I was disappointed when I found out that Mykey couldn't have kids.
It must be a terrible time for him.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

I bet he adopts an African child

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

Not only that, he also suffers from erectile difficulties.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I'm sure he can overcome them by visualizing Thatcher's lady garden.

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Sprinkles?
WHAT THE FUCK?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Fucking hell, it's you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Pfft
First ive heard of it. Now, who are you again?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Right.
It's either Bud, Shambles or me.
Place your bets.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

The whole of Brighton.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

and hove?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

SHAM MASTER GEORBUD!

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

This is top quality.
But then I would say that, I'm probably all three of them.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

I only just realised that you are an estate agent with a goatee.
:-(
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

I have shaved the goatee off since that picture was taken.
Also my hair is longer and I'm wearing different clothes.
And I'm not in the Celtic Manor.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

And I'm a travel agent.
Which is only slightly less depressing.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I'm JackAction.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

Excellent stuff

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

I watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles
it wasn't as good as I'd heard
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

i'm a natural pessimist
i'm never disappointed
( scott,, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

I have such low expectations of my local cinema
it never disappoints me.

However, his is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet.

It is probably kind of NSFW. It's not actual porn or anything, but I bet you don't want your boss to catch you looking at it.

rule34.com/view/447/DONALD%20tubbob/
( Mystery_Bob, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

pfft
Rule 34 is the best rule.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

Good lord.
This makes you wonder about the kind of folk who use the internet :(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

see, i don't want to look at that
but it is hypnotic
( spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

pop
pop
pop
pop

aaargh no

pop
pop
pop
pop
( spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

Those bubbles.
Can't not watch...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Aw, that'd be rather irritating :(
Not at all. I won the pool at the pub, hurray.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

offline has been a series of triumphs for me lately
i cannot complain
( spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)