I think you are a great Dad.
We don't do boot sales because Mrs Nobody has problems with crowds and I don't like people very much so it becomes a bit of a stressful event.
Her getting panicky and me trying not to stab people in the throat with a second-hand pair of garden shears.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

People are shit.
Stick with animals.

HAI NOBBY.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

O Hai!
*waves*
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

How are the aminals?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

The remaining five all seem to be
in rude health this morning.
The cats are looking grumpy because it's raining and they want to sit in the sun like yesterday.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Poor kitties.
My rabbit is pissed off this morning, aswell. He's made shit of his cage.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

It's started raining again we might not go.
Its an afternoon one.
I used to be bad with crowds too. I can sympathise. But I choose not too because I am unpleasant and wacky.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Are you 'zany' too?
or is that going a bit too far?
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Fuck it. Go the whole hog. I'm probably kerazy as well.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Steady on now.
*wags finger*
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)