I just went to the co-op and bought a pain au raisin.
I also looked at the papers but none of them had free DVDs.
On the way home I ate the pain au raisin. It was a bit over cooked. A boy was walking the other way and he was starin at me. I stared back at him. He looked away first. I won that. I stared out the 12 year old boy.
Then I can home and put the bag the pain au raisin was in in the bin. My son was still in his pyjamas.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Shut up you disgusting slag.
Look at your legs. Look at them. It's like your knees have never met, because, right, you're so busy getting filled out like a fat girl's bra, like, because the circus is in town or something.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Ordinarily I'd have deemed that anecdote too dull to post
but FUCKING "OOH I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT" SUNDAY MORNING "HANGOVER CURE?" FUCK OFF.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

The thing about people who come on here every sunday to brag about their hangovers, right,
is that they're all actually shit.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

Hello,
you really are a charming fellow.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

He has got a point, though.
I mean, if this were the main board, people would all be like "I've seen this before". but /talk appears to be a mobius strip of tedious, self obsessed vanity threads.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

It's not a personal attack or anything. You seem a nice enough fellow etc.
It's just JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANOTHER FUCKING REQUEST FOR A FUCKING HANGOVER CURE HOW DO YOU PRONOUCE SCONE WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE CHEESE HOW ARE YOU WHAT ABOUT THAT AEROPLANE FOOD.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

You know, you can save yourself the hassle of reading it
By logging off.

Just a thought like.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

All the good threads contain "Just a thought".
It's the internet equivilant of a SNE.
Next time try "that was your first mistake" too. It'll really add weight to your telling people what sites they are allowed on.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Bollocks to that.
What fun is the internet if you can't repeatedly point out to all the shit people on it that they're really, really shit?
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

It's what /talk is for.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

It's shit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T COME HERE.
I MEAN, REALLY.

GOD.

CUNTS.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

*points at baldmonkey*

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Why don't you shut up?
You're not impressing anyone with your stupid face and welshness.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Apology accepted.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

At any point in this story did you consider burning the boy?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

[bumming strikethrough lolatism]

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I just got up and when I was in the bathroom noticed it was raining outside
so I nipped out of the back door and got the washing in then made a cup of tea for Mrs Nobody, woke and fed the birds, then sat at my computer to check my eBay listings. They're not doing too bad considering.
I'm wearing a big chunky fleece and black 'trunk style' boxer shorts.
Mrs Nobody is still in her nightie and already sat in front of Sims 3.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

My wife is getting dressed. I don't know what she is wearing.
Later we're going to a car boot sale with my parents. We'll probably have a competition. We sometimes do that at carboots. Something like who can get the ugliest red object for less than £1.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

I think you are a great Dad.
We don't do boot sales because Mrs Nobody has problems with crowds and I don't like people very much so it becomes a bit of a stressful event.
Her getting panicky and me trying not to stab people in the throat with a second-hand pair of garden shears.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

People are shit.
Stick with animals.

HAI NOBBY.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

O Hai!
*waves*
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

How are the aminals?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

The remaining five all seem to be
in rude health this morning.
The cats are looking grumpy because it's raining and they want to sit in the sun like yesterday.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Poor kitties.
My rabbit is pissed off this morning, aswell. He's made shit of his cage.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

It's started raining again we might not go.
Its an afternoon one.
I used to be bad with crowds too. I can sympathise. But I choose not too because I am unpleasant and wacky.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Are you 'zany' too?
or is that going a bit too far?
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Fuck it. Go the whole hog. I'm probably kerazy as well.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Steady on now.
*wags finger*
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)