you've had 2 years to get another medal
what have you been doing for all that time?
( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

lectures / supermarket openings
you know that sort of thing
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

I think I've seen you in a ccar insurance advert

( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)