You're all shit.
Proper shit.
( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I never asked if I was shit, I asked if I was a cunt.
You fucking shite.
Fuck off.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

shite
you can't even swear at me properly. you worthless twat.
( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Are you disputing the validity of the word shite?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

oh god! Esme will tear it apart!

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

I'm fully expecting this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

Why?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

As an Irish I thought you'd favour the use of 'shite' over 'shit'

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

A proper Irisher would use the word "cac."

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

I haven't heard that used in years

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

There'd be very few people speaking Irish in your neck of the woods.
And those that think they are generally get it wrong.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

Because you're angry and Irish and shite is a proper swear and RAARRRGH GRR.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

are you calling me "it"?
that hurts my feelings!
( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

I wasn't sure of gender
and wasn't arsed enough to check your profile to find out
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

I'm improper shit me.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

VOMIT

( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

you aren't including me in that, surely

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

until you prove otherwise
yes
( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

I don't need to prove anything
I have an award in my profile. I plan on dining out on that for the rest of my b3ta life, thank you very much.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

you've had 2 years to get another medal
what have you been doing for all that time?
( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

lectures / supermarket openings
you know that sort of thing
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

I think I've seen you in a ccar insurance advert

( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

Yer, I know.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

they see me rollin'

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

+t

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

Yeah, ok.
But so are you.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

not as shit as you though

( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

I know you are.
But what am I?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

Fertile, which is more than can be said for poor Mykey.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

I think I read that somewhere the other day.
Isn't he impotent aswell? What terrible news.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

Poor, poor man.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

haters gonna hate

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

how fucking dare you, i've given you the best years of my life, and now that i am old and past my prime you do this, well fuck you, fuck you very much

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

I was thinking of baz the whole timeI was with you

( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)