ah!
...i'm sorry, i... i've just come.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

thats
all well and good mr smith but precisely how is that going to help samantha pass her geology gcse ?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

Because I am rock hard?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)

igneous or sedimentary?
cumingtonite?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

igneous
as its harder, the sedimentry stuff just washes away after a while.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

And formed by the heat of my passion

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

cake

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

From Woat talking about his pee-pee?

On that subject - I heard the new Eminem tune on the wireless last night and it was possibly one of the worst songs that I've heard for a long time.

I'm not a fan of his, but this one is extremely bad - even for him!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)

I remember when he used to be black.
He was pretty good back then.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

he kept my chimmney in good nick too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

You're thinking of Al Jolson
Emineminstrel
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

Oof!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)