Log onto wikipedia, hit the random page button and lift the lyrics directly from whatever it spews at you.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Ooh, I like this idea.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

My ideas are always excellent.
You lot are very lucky that I share them with you.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)