On the subject of mad, I've been challenged* to produce a 6 song "Screamo Crunk" EP by Friday.
I have the facilities. However, I don't know what I should "sing" about. Could I have some ideas?


Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNXb5roCBUY That's screamo crunk. It's the worst genre ever invented.

*a prize is involved. For me.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Log onto wikipedia, hit the random page button and lift the lyrics directly from whatever it spews at you.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Ooh, I like this idea.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

My ideas are always excellent.
You lot are very lucky that I share them with you.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

jesus
that's the worst thing I have ever heard.

I thought it was a spoof at first!
( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I heard the words "Moohalaa isn't dead yet"
That was pretty shit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

sing about toothpaste

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

"2d or not 2d"
An enchanting ditty about an argument in a D&D club
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I need a pee.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

That reminds me, I haven't read odd fish in a while.
*goes and does precisely that*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Very good, as always.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Thanking you.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

I will be sending a link to your site to one of my siblings when they start asking me what I want for my birthday.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Surely if it's screamo nobody'll be able to understand what you're singing anyway?

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Unless they read the sleeve notes.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

If I had till Friday to make a 6-song EP I wouldn't bother wasting time with sleeve notes

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

You deserve to die painfully.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I echo this sentiment.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Fuck off and get your own sentiment.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I echo this sentiment too.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

*sigh*
Tell me what I did wrong this time...
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

I'm sick and tired of the anti sleeve note lobby who are directly responsible for the recession, the spread of AIDS, the conflict in Darfur and Robert Kilroy Silk.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Good lord.
We have recorded some odd stuff here, but that is most odd.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

brontosaurs eating petit fours

( spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

breaking all kinds of time travel laws

( spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

smashing into tearooms in the sussex downs
this is a job for emmett brown
( spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

foosh foosh that's the sound of the delorian
bleep bloop that's the sound of ralf and florian
( spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

man, these rhymes are FRRRRESH

( spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)