Word up ladies, DG's here.
Try not to mander too much.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

*manders like there's no tomorrow*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

I now feel powerful...powerful like Hewie Lewis is playing in the background and I have sexy drunk woman in my house
Big Cheif DG like.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

i would think we are all ok unless we want to imagine an more insistant cher look a like

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

I wish you were a battleship right now so I could stradle you
Rub my smooth noonie on your barrel.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

you wish you could turn vack time? find a way
you bulimic cher drag act
( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

pfft haha :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

p.s. you look like someone took a spade to a lego man

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

*swoons*
ey up monkey :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

beereet bogey eyes :)
Hows the flat looking? all awesomecool?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)