Captain Cook was born in Middlesbrough
FACT.
( thiswasmyclone, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

Actually, he was half born in Middlesbrough and half born in Hampshire due to travel.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

FALLACY
hang your head in shame.
( thiswasmyclone, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

And his head was originally a basketball.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Court.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Magistrates actually.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)