Bluebeard
because he had a motherfucking blue beard
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

There was never any pirate in reality or literature called blue beard.
You spazzing div wang.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

he was Blackbeard's punk brother

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

He was an unpleasant villain in a French fairy tale.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

the fucking french

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

There was a French market in Chichester today.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

There was a French market in Cwmbran, last week.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)