I heard that goatworrier has a 12 inch penis
and a mechanical tongue
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Actually I have a 12 inch tongue
and a mechanical penis.

It's called "R2D2"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)