Is /talk better off fluffy
or Spiky ?

Would we all really rather read stuff like "Hello everyone I wuv u all" than the current bile ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

GET FUCKED

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

Shit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

Go choke on your dads shitty cock

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

Miss! Miss!
I've only gotten one CD so far! And only you and Supermatt confirmed you received mine. Am I being punished for fucking up last year's burn?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

I think you're one of mine
and if you are I'm sorry, the bloody wife hasn't printed the inlays yet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

At the risk of blatent pandering,
from what I recall, you have a good taste in music. I look forward to your CD with freshly printed inlays.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

It's a mixed bag, something (hopefully) for everyone.
Thanks, also. Do you mean post metal and that? If so:

19th June 2009- The White Horse, High Wycombe- Battle of the Bands

My band's headlining. Not just playing last. No. HEADLINING.

We are just playing last.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

By then everyone will be drunk
you will, like, totally storm the gig, dude.
*fives*
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

Here's hoping....
35 minute set, two songs. EPIC.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Nice!
Don't let the drummer do a solo. Classic error.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

He doesn't really do them
he's just shit hot all the way through. Seriously, he's a god.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

You've got a good one, then
don't let him dribble on stage and you'll do fine.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

Ah, it'll be fun
We've got to be there at HALF FOUR to go on at HALF TEN.

What?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Six hours of drinking time?
This sounds like a dangerous thing.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

Exactly
so I'm dragging the boys for food once we've soundchecked.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Do you need an extra guitarist?
I'm crap, but amusing.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

We've already got two, chap :D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Cool
I'd only have cluttered the stage with my pedal collection.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

:D
don't mention pedals, they're all being very difficult at the moment.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

We need more bass solos

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

NO WE DON'T
It's hard enough getting on stage as it is, what with my wussism.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Morning captain
Unfortunately I won't be able to make that date as it's when I move into the new abode :(

Anyway, enough about my living arrangements. How are you today? Had a good weekend?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Ah, fair enough dude
My weekend was lovely- you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

Not bad
Filled with buying electricals, furniture and the like.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

If I weren't moving lots of stuff over that weekend I'd have been there
I shall strive to be at the next one!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

They have til 18 June to send them, remember.
If you've not received anything by the end of June, I'm going to start fucking peoples shit up.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

Oh fiddlesticks. I want my SeeDees!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

I'm the kind of bad person who hasn't sent out my CDs yet.
It's all on a to-do list. Honest.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Even I've done mine
and I'm bone fucking idle.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Fuck.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

Hahaha!
The search for suralans apprentice continues...
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

GO FUCK YOURSELF GW
FUCK YOURSELF AND MAIL YOU TO MUMMY
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

I love you
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

Bile's good
But I only pretend to be bilious as I am naturally lovely. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

*snuggy cuddils*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Aw
wuv woo
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

I'd vomit if I had to read that all day

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

*snuggly wuggles*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

Dude
that's actually gross.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

Awww is Lord Snugglington upset?
Have a huggle, you little charmer you
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

*clicks*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

wuv woo too

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

If we go fluffy can we still call Bogus an old cunt?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

How about
we just dont go fluffy and call everyone a cunt ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

*offers kitten*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

Thanks
*rapes kitten*
*eats kitten*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

It's fine by me
As long as I can call you a fat cunt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Spiky's funnier.
I made an amazing sandwich yesterday and now I feel like shit. Hello.

Nice spiky, though. Like an echindna or something. I'm all for being called a wanker but it can get mighty personal round here.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

HELLO
I am amazed by your sandwich, yesterday I made sausage and mash with onion, thyme and cider gravy as well as chocolate chip cookies.

Today I am making shit up, online, in an effort to make girls fancy me.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I heard that goatworrier has a 12 inch penis
and a mechanical tongue
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Actually I have a 12 inch tongue
and a mechanical penis.

It's called "R2D2"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

There was also sausage in the sandwich. SURELY this is a sign.
Good morning senor.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

It's working on me.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Its working on me too
I've just painted my fingernails and had three wanks.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Bristly.
If you go for a drink with your mates, you take the piss. But you do it as mates.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

And generally
they're your mates and not just internet people who don't even actually exist.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

I just don't get why people can't mix nice with funny,
there are some really nasty and spiteful things that get posted here. When it's for a laugh it's hilarious but otherwise it's not.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

I think you'll find that 99% of people here have never reached hilarious
Reached for their inhalers perhaps, but not hilarious
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

some of them are though and you can tell they're just joking.
Other's just act nasty for the sake of it. Maybe it's just cos I'm me but I don't like it when stuff gets personal.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

You would say that,
convict.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

shes a muffdiving convict to boot
lesboprisoners vol 6 was her first 'outing'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

The nastiness doesn't bother me
The repetitiveness of some of it does.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

It's become that way by natural selection
Funny and nice ? Victimless comedy ? Fuck off, you know what that gets you ? Joe Pasquale and the chuckle brothers.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

... Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey, Ross Noble...
whereas for spiky you have everything from Derek and Clive to Bernard Manning.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

Dave Spikey?
Come and get your black bin bags
On offer till December...

*to the tune of Men in Black*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

*ruffles hair*

( BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

I think we should all be arbitrarily assigned a number and have to change our username to it and not be allowed to reveal our identities to each other.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Yeah
great idea

Awesome.

What ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

SILENCE USER 38

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

Why?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Who are you?
The new Number 2.
Who is Number 1?
You are Number 6.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

I don't care what number I am so long as it's 8.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

I'm number 88
Two fat ladies
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Exactly, I'm one fat lady
plus it's my favourite number.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Hang about
you're either fat or you aren't.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Maybe only bits are fat
Like fat elbows
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

I'm all fat
except my eyes
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

I'm having a fat day
the previously aforementioned sandwich. I feel like a balloon in a skirt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

I'm three ducks in a man suit.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

Anyone who writes "wuv" or "srsly" deserves to die.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

FLUFFY!!!!!!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)