I think you'll find that 99% of people here have never reached hilarious
Reached for their inhalers perhaps, but not hilarious
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

some of them are though and you can tell they're just joking.
Other's just act nasty for the sake of it. Maybe it's just cos I'm me but I don't like it when stuff gets personal.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

You would say that,
convict.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

shes a muffdiving convict to boot
lesboprisoners vol 6 was her first 'outing'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)