In order.
my cock
my Mrs
my studio
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

Good morning, Captn
how's life treating you?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Not bad.
Just got in from working in that London all bastard night. Now sitting down to do my day job.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

I'm off to work shortly
I'm going to knock on the doors of the unemployed, the unemployable, and the eccentric.
Then I'm going to the pub.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

That's not a job, that's a hobby.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

It pays 14 quid for every person I sign up
it's lucrative.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

I read 'sign up' as 'bum'

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

No such luck
there's been a few gorgeous women, but I'm not allowed to make sexual advances.
Dammit.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

What's the worst that could happen?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

15 years for rape
seriously, you should see some of these girls
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)