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I like kittins and cuddils and wibble wobble jelly welly.
And i wuv woo.
What do woo wuv?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
Pussy.
edit: and my guitar. My guitar is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
Cheese on toast,
hello bm
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
I love... glass
I love... carpet

I love lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
Do you really love the lamp ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
I love lamp...
I... love lamp
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
Yes I know
I only watched it last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
i watched it yesterday ^_^

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
'glass' should be 'desk' i think
also, is your sig from futurama?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
Why yes, yes it is. I see you must like Futurama too.
Would you like to talk about it for a bit?

/willwillwritenoreplies
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
In order.
my cock
my Mrs
my studio
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
Good morning, Captn
how's life treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
Not bad.
Just got in from working in that London all bastard night. Now sitting down to do my day job.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
I'm off to work shortly
I'm going to knock on the doors of the unemployed, the unemployable, and the eccentric.
Then I'm going to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
That's not a job, that's a hobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
It pays 14 quid for every person I sign up
it's lucrative.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
I read 'sign up' as 'bum'

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
No such luck
there's been a few gorgeous women, but I'm not allowed to make sexual advances.
Dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
What's the worst that could happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
15 years for rape
seriously, you should see some of these girls
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
My bed
/Monday morning bitchings about being up and at work
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
ybf

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
Shooting pigeons.
Yeehaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
That's nothing
check out the newsletter, some nutter took out a pigeon with a cricket ball.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
That's pretty fucking magic, is that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
Hell
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
I don't wuv job applications though.
They want me to describe a time I had to make a difficult decision, and I can't think of a single example.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
Tell them about the time you had to choose which member of your family the Nazis would shoot

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
Tell them about the time you had to decide which difficult decision you'd describe for a job interview form.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
clever

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
Just pick any of the times Batman had to save either Gotham City or Catwoman
and write from the point of view of Batman.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
have you ever read a choose your own adventure book?
talk about that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
*snuggils*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
My man,
my family, my friends, my cats, music, film and rainbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
gaaaaaay

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
I NO RITE

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Stick it up your fucking arse

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
Beer
Having the window open
Reading and just having loads of books
Computer games
Pianos
Forests
Ruins
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
at the moment,
dominating my enemies with my electricity based superpowers
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
not you, you tedious spastic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
*huggles*

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
i'm not sure which i hate most, internet hugs or the shitty internet offers of buying someone something from the shop they are about to go to
or you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
Does oo need sum baconz?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
not really no, i don't eat meat, people who eat meat are souless, how on earth can you consider yourself a human being if you eat another creature with emotions

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
But teh nommy nom nom bacons! :(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
I'm deleting these from my autocomplete as I go along.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
how about this?
*makes you a cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
oooh good one, that's as anoying as a teenage girl pretending she's a grown up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
The BNP

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
Ba Nana Phone
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
They're not racist, you know
they just tell the truth about Britain as it is. You can tell they're not racist, because the first thing any of their voters say when you find out they've voted BNP is "I'm not racist".
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
"I'm not racist, but..."

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
I'm not particularly worried about any of this.
The BNP are a bunch of slackers
www.hopenothate.org.uk/the-real-bnp/BNP-councillors.php
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
i love the bnp, without the likes of them life would be dull

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
did you see we got that bnp supporter on offtopic
to apologise for his political views and ask for suggestions for other parties to look into.

Epic win.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
Anyone who supports the BNP is unlikely to have political views in the plural.
The BNP can barely articulate their way past 'If you're white you're British, or something'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
Robomantis fuckdroids
burrowing into your fucking skull while you sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
Cuddles and hugs are the best stress relief
Braniac did the research so I call it good SCIENCE as caravan destruction was involved at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
possibly your worst post ever Balders
My team won this weekend, I'm quite happy.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
well done team gmos
how did your particular fight go?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
I've forgotten, I scored a few points.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
good work

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
His opponent was dumbstruck with lust

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
i already postulated thusly:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6201807
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
I see...
Well then, where do we go from here?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
let's go to the park!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)