DON'T HAVE SEX, EVER, YOU'LL DIE. But on the plus side, here comes MC Hammer.
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( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

That reads like a Bill Hicks mis-quote
The one about "Don't do drugs, kids. Look... here's MC Hammer..."
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

Actually, it's quite an accurate Bill Hicks quote...
edit: or maybe it was Dylan Moran. I thought it was Bill Hicks though...
( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

Is it? Very good, Reidsan.
Carry on.

Say the one about reading in a waffle house...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

It's Dylan Moran.
But please bear in mind at all times it's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedoms. Thank you.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)