Why in Paris
are they playing the theme to Goldfinger?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

Because a) he's a man,
A man with the Midas Touch,
Ain't that too much?

or

b) They're a bunch of spackers
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

DON'T HAVE SEX, EVER, YOU'LL DIE. But on the plus side, here comes MC Hammer.
/ac
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

That reads like a Bill Hicks mis-quote
The one about "Don't do drugs, kids. Look... here's MC Hammer..."
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

Actually, it's quite an accurate Bill Hicks quote...
edit: or maybe it was Dylan Moran. I thought it was Bill Hicks though...
( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

Is it? Very good, Reidsan.
Carry on.

Say the one about reading in a waffle house...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

It's Dylan Moran.
But please bear in mind at all times it's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedoms. Thank you.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

b.

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

they need it to drown out the tears

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

I've alwas though that Bernard Butler
was quite good, but Brett Anderson's lyrics are terribly banal.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

*groan*
Terrible but true!
Don't any of you people here have any work to do?
(the funky gibbon, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

No,
but I'm sure you do.
(3 days to go!)
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

You lucky so and so.
Well, I can't hang around, I'm a busy important person with busy important things to do.
Like, er, finding some tin openers for the kitchens!
See ya later.
(the funky gibbon, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

Ta-ra!
Say hello to the rest of SO19, for me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

*slap*
(I agree)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

I may have to retract that comment.
The more I think about it, the more meaning I can find in "la la la".
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

* slaps own arse with a mike stand*

*wiggles*

*simpers*


/may have watched Suede in Nottingham just after they released The Drowners. Great gig; we ducked backstage afterwards and ate their food, for good measure.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

What food?
I though Suede existed on a diet of heroin?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)