I've never seen girls playing crab football
That amount of thrust forth pundendae would have left an impression.
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10,
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Not when you're 8
You're all like "LOL GIRLS EWWWW"
Well, you were in the 70's, 8 year olds now are probably fisting each other and spit roasting the dinnerladies.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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