Crab football
What the fuck was that all about ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Aw! Fuck me! Let's play crab football.
Meet you down the rec.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

No one played crab football
unless they were forced to by sadistic 1970's teachers. Surely ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

We used to play a sort of basketball, wrestling football hybrid of it at sleepovers.
Good times.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Crab water polo
For the drowning children win !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

You're as funny as you used to be.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

OOYAH !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Up your knickers.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

i played it and i was born in 1982

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

i got asked for id on sunday :)

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

the lady said i might be 18 but i did NOT look 21 so she had to ask.
HAHAHA.
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Ditto and 1988

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

BABY

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

DARLING

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

SWEETIE

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

CREAMPUFF

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

oh MY.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

HONEYPLANT

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

BUTTERCUP

( BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

CHICKIEPIE

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

SUGARBOB

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

A common ploy used by sweaty teachers to look up children's PE shorts.

( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

I think you may be right
"Pay attention class, I want you all to play Crab Football for an hour. Anyone who gets out of the crab position and stands up will be beaten with a cane. While you're all staggering around like cripples, I'll be outside smoking a pipe and reading a pornographic magazine. Carry on"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Pretty much it.

( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

i ate a crab once, imagine that

( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

I'll eat you in a minute !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

no you won't, you're just lying online, pulling a no handed online wheelie if you like to impress your mates
but you and me both know you'll end up wetting yourself in class and having to get your clean pants from the lost property basket, piss boy
( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

No handed wheelies are so 2007
All the cool kids are doing endo-headstands with 360 superman finish these days.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

It's two teams of 11 players
all with pubic lice, kicking a ball around a field for 90 minutes.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

We played it in cubs
Splinters all round.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

It was wrongness
I wonder if it might have been invented to sort of level the playing feild so that you could have mixed teams of boys and girls.

Boys were too embarassed to be good at netball and girls are so shit at football that it's pointless playing either of those mixed.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I've never seen girls playing crab football
That amount of thrust forth pundendae would have left an impression.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Not when you're 8
You're all like "LOL GIRLS EWWWW"

Well, you were in the 70's, 8 year olds now are probably fisting each other and spit roasting the dinnerladies.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

It was all black and white then

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

[insert supermatt reference here]

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Dodge ball was the best cubs game...
actually burning stuff was the best.
( BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

We never did that
The most fun I recall having was when Akela decided to pretend to drop dead to see what we would do. Go home, in my case.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Your Akela sounds a bit unhinged.

( BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

He was mental
Really old ex missionary type
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Mine was a fat bearded man.
Not religious just loud.
( BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

lin hinc
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

No bummers!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Crabs are just sideways cunt spiders.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Ah, the greater banded cuntweb spider
It's been a while since I've seen one.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

That's because it is a hermit banded cuntweb spider

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

They live in the urethra of QOTW posters.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Haha, your school couldn't afford enough balls for a decent game of dodgeball.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

LOL yes
Dodgeball is for gays.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

That is not very good bullying
Could do better 4/10
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

YOUR SCHOOL TIE IS RUBBISH AND YOUR UNIFORM MAKES YOU LOOK GAY

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Do you know how true that is?
My school was a private grammar school in East London. Three big houses joined together and the uniform was a striped yellow, red & bright blue blazers, similar caps and straw boaters with a matching ribbon in the summer and no long trousers untill you were 14.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

And shoes made out of T-rex skin?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Its lucky you didnt turn out to be some mincing mary-queen

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Chimney sweep school sounded a bit posh

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

I don't know what you're banging on about

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

That's because you played Octopus Netball

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

It was all nautilus curling when I were a lad.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)