I quite like Johnny Foriegner
my local corner shop has gone bust and been shut for a couple of months, and I've just learnt that some Indian guys are taking it over. It's re-opening! Hooray!
( rob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

I have Johnny Foreigner for a girlfriend
She's only French so not one of those proper Johnny Foreigners but I like her being here.

because she lets me spuff on her tits
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

she only lets you do that because your spunk smells oniony and it reminds her of home and riding a bike wearing a beret.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

beret helmet

Saftey first!
( BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

It's ok, if a French person falls over they just walk about a bit and shrug it off

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

Blimey,
I always thought the french where rubbish.
( BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

In stripes across her chest, right?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)

is that a particularly french thing to do?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)