you need to tell them you're undecided
so that they have to come in for a cup tea to persuade you
( rob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Real life grooming
lol
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

Remember to point out you only have the one cup between them.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)