I have cold toes
But that's because I stupidly put on sandals and my office is a bit chilly.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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I don't think they'd want to eat a shoe
except perhaps out of spite because they wont stay on their hooves
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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