eventually the CHICKENS will eat scraps, I think.
For now our garden is a hideous jungle that can only be cured with fire and weedkiller.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

WAIT WHAT? YOU'RE GETTING CHICKENS?
omg can i come and visit?
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

totally can!
No chickens for a while, mind. The little Eglu hutch thing is ESSPENSIVE.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

how many chicklets will you get?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

3
because two of them form a strong bond, and when one inevitably dies (and gets eaten) the other can stop laying. 3 form a more open group and can accept new chickens when the other ones die.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

EGGSPENSIVE, more like!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

LOL shell i laugh or bang my head on the desk?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

IT WAS A CRACKING YOLK.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

something about albumen.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

these puns are clucking terrible.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

i just don't have the HENergy.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

I don't beaklieve it!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

you chicks and your bad jokes, i don't know

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

WATTLE WE DO NEXT?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

oh. oh my. i think this contest is over

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

i am now looking at
this and trying to come up with something new.

Nothing is COMBing to mind sr far though... :(
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

are you just adapting these from another pun thread or are they
AD HOCK?!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

my garden is a lawn consisting mostly of dandelions, some paving full of weeds, gravel likewise, some bamboo covered in bindweed, and A MOTHERFUCKING PALM TREE.
and an awesome shed.
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

bindweed is a bugger to clear
but FUCK a palm tree! We have head-height nettles and no grass.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

yeah i am going to buy a shit load of weedkiller i think, for bindweed and paving/gravel, and i have started DIGGING UP about 1/3 of the lawn for a VEGETABLE bed
i say vegetables - i'm thinking runner beans, spinach, chard, and probably SWEET PEAS.

also my dad is cultivating about 6 herb cuttings for me to have in big pots on the paving.

YEAH GARDENING i like gardening.
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

yay!
Peas are good to plant along with sweetpeas because the blackfly are kept away by the sweetpea smell and you don't get flies on your eating peas. And eating peas right from the pod is so nyom. Potatoes are easy to grow too, and strawberries. My ma's giving me a load of herbs and a few strawberry runners.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

AHA sage advice. i love peas.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)