I once witness a sound engineer
get a right proper kicking for fucking up the sound. Think man!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

did you say sorry?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

Witnessed or did the kicking?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

Witnessed.
It was in Loughbourgh. Fair do's though, there was feedback and a bad mix all night. The bass player from the support band did the kicking.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Oi you
Why do I seem to have some sort of meerkat in my cleavage?

Here www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/onsite/gif/8573.ning.gif
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

You are seeing things again my dear.
It's a bush baby.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Oh sorry,
Of course it is.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

^that
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'm going to confiscate your camera.
I knew I shouldn't have believed you when you said you weren't going to shop it.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

:)

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

Ah, makes more sense now
I was wondering how you had just noticed...!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

It's a big cleavage.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

Ppfft! haa!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Many time after a sound check we've all said "Oi mate, do you know what you're doing? turn the kick drum down and the bass off of the guitars and take the top off the mic...there...was it that hard?"
"We'll do the rest with our amps, stop making the PA the main sound system!"

One guy wanted us to play everything through the PA, no cabs at a normal pub gig once. The PA system was about 300watts. We told him to fuck off and we'll do it ourselves.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

last time I played to my crowded teddy bear collection
I gutted the sound check bear.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I heard the polly pockets all threw their knickers at you

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

it was a rain of plastic pants

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)