How to fend off a Grizzly with a plastic spatula?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

I've had to do that more than once,
but that's just instinct, isn't it?
I mean, like, how to make a basic pasta sauce. Or how to cook pasta, for that matter.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)