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I've just had to cancel one of my cards. SOMEBODY was trying to take money off of me!
..and what's "a JMG"?
If you want to bond with these people, give them cake.


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Now I'm off to meet O**line *irl and blame her. Good day nerds.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
Post Office Account?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
Probably something to do with my wigs r us account, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
I had a woman from Barclays call me up saying that someone was spending loads of money on my card
I freaked out then when she read everything back it was just the normal crap I buy :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
I managed to clamp down on Mr Fraud's spending and retrieve all of my funds.
*Fists on hips*
Another victory in the fight against poor people.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
I've never been called up and questioned about purchases
Which is odd because sometimes I do just splash out.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

"Mr.DG, have you purcahsed from Rubberhammer.co.uk for £34.53?

"...yes."

"Mr.DG have you bought...67...Pug calenders?!?! oh this can't be right..."

"no....that's correct..."
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
This happend to me when I spend £400 online in about 30mins
When I got my first pay check for this job.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
and you've still got 399 condoms left ;D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
She'll turn up on your doorstep with a long roll of receipts
DID YOU REALLY SPENT £48.20 ON TIGHT TROUSERS MISTER GUMS?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
FUCK OFF I DID!
It was £75 for leopard print tight jeans, read the receipt proppa!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
I bet they're fat

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
they were probably trying to buy cakes

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
I was contributing an educational theme to /talk
concerning interest rates in the eurozone you were doing... less so...

Now tell us about credit card fraud, hurrah! b3ta educational economics day!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
I fancy Emma Bunton again.
let's all agree on Emma Bunton.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
I was more of a Geri man.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
She did have the best boobs in terms of "Today they will be small. tomorrow they will be HUGE! the day after that they will be shaped like a map of Africa..."

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
Fucking hell, that reminds me that I might've collected those spice girls photos.
I hope this isn't true.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
The folder on your hard drive is called "ZiggaZigaah"

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
At this point I'd like to congratulate Sir Alan Sugar on his appointing of Yasmina to the position of
Best Chest in The Apprentice
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
The only economics these people want to discuss is the "Home Economics" class they took in school.
Where they'd just bake cakes and eat chocolate for an hour a week.
Like fat lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
That always disappointed me about Home Economics,
it was always cakes. You can't just live on cakes all the time, how about some real life skills?
No wonder so many people just get ready meals.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
How to fend off a Grizzly with a plastic spatula?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
I've had to do that more than once,
but that's just instinct, isn't it?
I mean, like, how to make a basic pasta sauce. Or how to cook pasta, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
real life for me is supernoodles and toast

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

and on
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
we used to cook loads of meals, we did cod in a parsley sauce once. i dont eat fish. i didnt like it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
It's all JMGF's fault!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)