I got a drunken voicemail from some glaswegian woman asking for sex on thursday,
I have no idea who it was, she sounded hideous, I think it may have been pickle.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

pfft :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I've saved the number as "NEVER EVER ANSWER"
in my phone
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

It will be scary when your mum says how come you never pick up her calls anymore...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

My mum can at least say my name right this woman called me steve...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)