So 'fess up
Why did you?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

MONDAY IS PUB DAY TOO

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

i voted libdem and libdem.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

later: pubpubpub

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

my desk smells of basil today

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I'm going to a pub for a carvery this evening,
With a bunch of girls.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

im going to the pub for booze n music.
with da boys.
( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I am afraid I may look like their gay friend,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

assure other people by putting a hand on each of their boobs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

There'll be more boobs than I have hands :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

I'm going to sit at home by myself with my hair in pig tails, constantly applying lipstick until there is none left.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

it's not going on your lips, is it?
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

He'll have the prettiest balls in all the land.

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Thunderbird 1 is GO!
F A B !
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

officelol

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I'm going to sit and think about this.

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

hop on a train to MK
two of the girls are very attractive, and foul mouthed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Nah, they'll only think I'm your boyfriend.
I'm getting hassled by too many girls at the moment and I just want to be left alone.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

It's a tough life isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

yeeeee :(
T'is when they're mental mate.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

tell me about it,
Although I'm officially over my mental one.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Got a shitty voicemail from one telling me off for not texting her back within 5 minutes
I wasn't going to anyway but still!! Fucking nutters, Have only talked to her once down the pub.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I got a drunken voicemail from some glaswegian woman asking for sex on thursday,
I have no idea who it was, she sounded hideous, I think it may have been pickle.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

pfft :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I've saved the number as "NEVER EVER ANSWER"
in my phone
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

It will be scary when your mum says how come you never pick up her calls anymore...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

My mum can at least say my name right this woman called me steve...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I'm going to the COCK-iN-DRAGon later on this evening.
I'm also patiently waiting for the new iPhone to be anounced so I can order it later on this evening. *glees*.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I voted for Green.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Russell Green?
www.hopenothate.org.uk/the-real-bnp/BNP-councillors.php

I KNEW it.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

The phrase "the real BNP" makes me think "the real IRA"

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

It makes me think "the real SLIM SHADY"

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

it reminds me Poo and Straw Land Florida
I don't remember typing that,

I started out typing 'It reminds me of The Real Ghostbusters, with the Ape' but then I got lost trying to remember posting that
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

That was Ghostbusters, based on an American kids show.
The Real Ghostbusters was based on the Bill Murray/Dan Akroyd etc. film

.:Pedant Extreeeem:.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Is it worse to not vote than to vote BNP?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

No
but it does mean you lose the right to complain about who gets in.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

No. It would be better not to vote rather than BNP.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

\o/

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

to get the wogs out

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

clickin dis

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

"Men comprise just 48 per cent in the electorate as a whole."
Eh? Just 48%?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Maybe that takes into consideration a proportion of men who aren't eligible to vote

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

oh the ones who aren't in the electorate?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

Or maybe it doesn't.
It's the word "just" I'm picking up on, it's hardly a surprisingly low figure.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

it's almost 50:50.

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

WHO'D HAVE EXPECTED THAT?

( sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

especially since there will be more females than males of voting age
and of course the men would be too busy working to get round to voting..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Yes
but the women would be too busy cooking dinner to vote. Anyway they wouldn't know how to vote without a man to explain it all.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

they sit around on there arses all day until half an hour before the man of the house comes home
they have plenty of time

but true they would need it being explained..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

In context it makes sense
they're over-represented among BNP voters.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

This,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

What about th 4% with cocks AND fannies eh?!?!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

I doubt they voted for the BNP

( Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I dunno, some of the women do look a bit rough...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Maybe because men work like fuckers, then die.
Wheres the streets are never clear of old dears whos' husbands worked then died dottering about clogging the place up.



I may have been to the Post Office this morning and be a bit biased....
(thediscokingpin, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

or maybe because it isn't by any necessity an exact 50/50 split in the first place.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Could be.
Maybe there are just more voting age women than men in the UK.
Although I think that would be partly down to the my 'old dear' theory as much as anything else.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Well there obviously are,
but it doesn't really matter why, I thought it was an odd statistic to present in such a way.
Women do live longer than men, on average.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

poor journalism

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

eeeeeeeenteresting.
I wasn't registered in time. Oops.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

In protest of those god-awful Halifax ads.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

I voted BNP because I'm a racist.
fucking whites.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

I did too
because they sponsored the French Open.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

I think we should bring back slavery and laughing at people with funny accents on TV should be prime time viewing.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

I forgot what day it was
and hence forgot to vote.
( turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

I didn't vote.
Bad Badger*


*actually because I didn't get a chance, what with work and other stuff. Little stops the juggernaut of rubbish and idiocy that is the SNP up here anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

My white robe is getting dusty
and the council have stopped taking petrol soaked crucifixes at the dump
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

they're all portraying this 'BNP in Europe' thing like thousands of new people went out and voted BNP for the first time in protest.
which, frankly, is bollocks. The reason they got their seats was through the european proportional representation system.
In both seats the BNP obtained, their vote count was lower than that in 2004, but because there was a significant decrease in support for other parties, their overall proportion of vote total was greater than before.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Good statistical analysis, here.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

I may not have expressed it correctly, I'll admit.
Mind you, the BBC makes a better job of it:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8088381.stm
5th paragraph
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I wasn't being sarcastic.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

ah right, cheers :)
/it's /talk - I was expecting sarcasm :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I approve your postings.

( Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

It's still up 20% on 2004
It's not that Britain's on the cusp of fascism, but they're polling nearly a million votes. Plus the Tories did well.

Edit: news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/bsp/hi/elections/euro/09/html/ukregion_999999.stm
vs
news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/bsp/hi/vote2004/euro_uk/html/front.stm
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

It's European elections, though, it's a bit of a protest vote
so to some retards it doesn't matter who they vote for as long as it's NOT Labour.

I'm more worried about the UKIP getting so much support, really. I'm not utterly convinced that's not just racism lite.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

However, you've got to consider that they still now represent us in Europe*....
... thus the rest of europe, and the world as a whole, will think that their supported by our country. It's also a sign as to the future of this country when the propper elections happen next year (or whenever they happen).

It maybe a relativly small voice they've been given, but it's still giving them one.

On the other hand, if the people vote for them, then we have domocracy for a reason, it's the pitfalls of giving the people a vote, and at the same time, the media scaremongering the people into falling for BNP's scare tactics.


* I think, I'm not sure exactly how it all works.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

It's scares within scares.
"Fortunately", the European Parliament doesn't have legislative initiative, so those BNP MEPs can't actually do very much. Hooray for lack of democracy, in this instance.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Plus, imagine their faces when they get to Brussels and realise that they have to work with foreigners.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Considering how low a number of our MEPS are facists
compared to, oooh, Spain, Italy, France, Germany, ... etc. I think we don't have that much to worry about on that score.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

i voted bnp just to piss people off

( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

You thought it was The Big Nipple Party and was prepared to get your dinner plated chest out on display.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

I didn't vote at all.
Because I am not eligible, and never will be.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

why not?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

tiny hands, can't be trusted.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

*looks down*
aww damn :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

¬_¬ *looks at your hands all shifty*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

*sadface*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

turns out, woodside is actually a table

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

One of my parents was not a British citizen at the time of my birth.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

ah well.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

so can you vote in your parent's country?
Seems a bit shit to not have ANY vote, despite living in England (I'm assuming you do?)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I do.
And I am a British citizen myself, so at the time I couldn't have registered to vote in Holland either. This was before we joined the EU, so I'm not sure how it works now.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I SMELL AN IMMIGRANT
GET BACK ON THE BANANA BOAT TO JUMBLY-LUMBLY LAND
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Shouldn't necessarily matter
my kids are both mongrels and born out of the UK, but they're full British citizens.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

And they've got beautiful, glossy coats.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

COMING OVER HERE
STEALING OUR RUSKS AND JUICE
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

CHARMING OUR WOMEN, MAKING THEM ALL BROODY.
IT'S JUST WRONG.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Erm, I hate to tell you this, but that's not your real father
*points at watermelon with smiley face drawn on it*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

That's not a bar to voting
it only matters if you are not a British citizen.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Really?
It sounds like I've been spun a yarn.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

I'm a mongrel too
and I manage to vote.

Seriously, if you are a British citizen you enjoy all the rights of other British citizens.

British subjects are another matter, but I think that was limited to Hong Kong/ Falkland Islands/ Gibraltar and whatever other remnants of Empire still exist.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

So?
My mum isn't a British citizen and even she gets to vote in locals. And I can vote in any UK election. As long as you're a British citizen, I don't think it matters.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Also, I'm not a Dutch citizen
but I voted in the Dutch Euro elections and in local elections here, I vote in the general election in the UK.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

you don't even need to be a british citizen
simply a legal resident.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

So aren't you a British citizen?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Yes you can... this is copied from www.aboutmyvote.co.uk
"You can register to vote if you are:

16 or over (but you cannot vote until you are 18)
A UK, Republic of Ireland or qualifying Commonwealth citizen. Qualifying Commonwealth citizens are those who have leave to enter or remain in the UK, or do not require such leave.
A citizen of a European Union country living in the UK
A citizen of the Channel Islands, the Isle of Man or a British Overseas Territory living in the UK"
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

also
A lemur
( The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

haha
wtf
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

sorry

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

That was the fastest apology for swearing on the internet I've ever seen.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Fucking cuntbubble

( broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Sorry

( broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

whaaaaat?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

cuntsorry

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I'm still a forrin in this Northern Ireland

(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

But are yis a prostint forriner or a cat'lick forriner?
*gun in back*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I thought I was in a chinese and I was ordering
Beef and Noodles with Peanuts

LOL, SO I DID, IT'S THE TRUTH
( The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

HA

( broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I went in and I abstained. Cause I'm super awesome.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)