Ask the waitress if they have any meat
When she says no, whap your cock out on the table and ask her would she mind if you brought your own?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

There'll be a joke about the size of the portion

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

JMG will be blamed

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)