How much is a testicle worth?
Because mine aren't getting a fat lot of use lately.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

You can get about a hundred quid each if you sell them as an aphrodisiac

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)