Tebbit test,
adapted for whatever nationality you are testing.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Chinese.

( Zuowan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

you need to test? why not just assume 'very'

( well, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

I'd probably fail that one.
Then, I'd probably fail any type of Tebbit test.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)