dear baldmonkey
I am upset at the internet. Literally furious.

I tried beating my fists against my keyboard in a fit of impotent online rage but I still hate everyone. I was thinking of making an itemised list of why I hate everyone then flouncing off like a big flouncy flouncer. Please help me before I get so mad I have to flounce.

Yours in hope,
Sebastian Tagnut
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Dear Sebastian.
Why are you upset at the internet?

Yours concerned of the internet.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)