American English is supposed to be "simpler",
but it's only really morphologically simpler, which is just stupid.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

I can't understand a word of that cop show they all go on about

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)