In fairness, I used to work down there and saw a fair bit of the neighbourhood.
Which gave me plenty of time to come up with that analogy.
(The Mock TurtIe™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:07,
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Then you should put a first class stamp on it and send it to the queen
(bogus officialshove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:13,
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