He removed his antiJMG sig line pretty sharpish after he saw you were on.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)

Didn't want him to come over and break my legs.
Because, you know, that's possible. He could possibly do that. Over the internet.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:16, archived)

So anyway, if I were to ask the question prompted by your previous sig, what would your reply be?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)

I would affirm that he is, in fact, a raging paedophile and a danger to society.
Is that what you're looking for?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)

I had not heard this Internet JMG Fact before.
I will add it to my notes.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)

100% true fact of nature.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)

:(
Why are you the only b3ta puffter who dislikes popular internet phenomenon, JMG?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)

It's clearly jealousy.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)

Being horrible to me may be a considerable factor.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)

I've never been horrible to you.
:(
This is terrible bullying. You usually fall out with me for no reason at all.
Everybody likes me. I'm very popular.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

Why're you trying to prove that to me, your arch-nemesis?

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)

I hardly know you.
I think you'd have to be recognised more freely on here to be any kind of nemesis.
I'm incredibly popular with the ladies, too.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

You'll just have to be the Nermal to my Garfield.
Now shut up and stop obsessing about it. Don't let it rule your life.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:59, archived)

I didn't even say anything to you last time and you started gazzing me wishing I'd die.
:(
That's terrible bullying. Just because I'm popular.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)

Once again, don't let it ruin your entire outlook.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)

I'm all set Buttercup. Don't worry about JMG.
I was recently debating the Kaka move with friends.
What are your thoughts?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:03, archived)

I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm sure it was a fascinating and passionate debate though.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)

Here are his thoughts!
randomn.es/images/e3e469b2467bca7837bf4b5bb9a4de28.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)

Haha!
Lordy!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:06, archived)

did that upset you?
poor jmg.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)

Everyone's been having a go at me lately, SSG.
I think there's something in the water, and it's my fault.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)

hilarious banter!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)

This could be a challenge for Club Misery.
Find a single instance of JMG being HORRIBLE to anyone.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)

I'm usually correct with my views.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

JMG is a fine upstanding citizen.
Take back this SLUR!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

Exactly how many times a day do you suck his dick?

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)

That didn't take long.
Do you try to project your own sexual deviancies onto everyone, or just the ones you fancy, online?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

You're just upset I haven't gazzed you a picture of my boner.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)

Syncubus?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:01, archived)

Now now..
A lot of people are very nice to me. No need for accusations.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)