How many boards would the mongols hoard,
if the mongol hordes got bored?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

JMG!
Explode, Fruitcake!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)

He removed his antiJMG sig line pretty sharpish after he saw you were on.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)

Didn't want him to come over and break my legs.
Because, you know, that's possible. He could possibly do that. Over the internet.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:16, archived)

So anyway, if I were to ask the question prompted by your previous sig, what would your reply be?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)

I would affirm that he is, in fact, a raging paedophile and a danger to society.
Is that what you're looking for?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)

I had not heard this Internet JMG Fact before.
I will add it to my notes.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)

100% true fact of nature.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)

:(
Why are you the only b3ta puffter who dislikes popular internet phenomenon, JMG?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)

It's clearly jealousy.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)

Being horrible to me may be a considerable factor.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)

I've never been horrible to you.
:(
This is terrible bullying. You usually fall out with me for no reason at all.
Everybody likes me. I'm very popular.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

Why're you trying to prove that to me, your arch-nemesis?

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)

I hardly know you.
I think you'd have to be recognised more freely on here to be any kind of nemesis.
I'm incredibly popular with the ladies, too.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

You'll just have to be the Nermal to my Garfield.
Now shut up and stop obsessing about it. Don't let it rule your life.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:59, archived)

I didn't even say anything to you last time and you started gazzing me wishing I'd die.
:(
That's terrible bullying. Just because I'm popular.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)

Once again, don't let it ruin your entire outlook.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)

I'm all set Buttercup. Don't worry about JMG.
I was recently debating the Kaka move with friends.
What are your thoughts?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:03, archived)

I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm sure it was a fascinating and passionate debate though.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)

Here are his thoughts!
randomn.es/images/e3e469b2467bca7837bf4b5bb9a4de28.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)

Haha!
Lordy!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:06, archived)

did that upset you?
poor jmg.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)

Everyone's been having a go at me lately, SSG.
I think there's something in the water, and it's my fault.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)

hilarious banter!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)

This could be a challenge for Club Misery.
Find a single instance of JMG being HORRIBLE to anyone.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)

I'm usually correct with my views.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

JMG is a fine upstanding citizen.
Take back this SLUR!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)

Exactly how many times a day do you suck his dick?

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)

That didn't take long.
Do you try to project your own sexual deviancies onto everyone, or just the ones you fancy, online?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

You're just upset I haven't gazzed you a picture of my boner.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)

Syncubus?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:01, archived)

Now now..
A lot of people are very nice to me. No need for accusations.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)

Oh the original flouncer.
What do you want?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)

broach yeah!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

SSG! YEAH!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

YEAH!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

JMG AT HOME
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcK2hRtIQ3E
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

I've seen that before but never with the sound on.
I nearly had a heart attack.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

It's not even a terrifying roar.
It's a feeble little whine, but still makes you jump the first time.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

the joke is that i am going to die but not off cancer

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

old age - though not if me and Doveston have our way.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)

i am not on your side!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)

No! I am your lightning tree!
Prepare to meat your shoes, Infidel Castro!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)

i am going for a late night snackins

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)

I went to the BP store.
I have ALL THE SNACKS.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)

i am quite likely to self harm tonight.
imagine that! i must be emo.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)

thanks, emos, for making me realise that my illness is just a fad.
and thanks everyone else for compounding that idea.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)

It's YOU!
Hello lovely.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

Hiya pet.
How're you?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)

Pootling along.
I thought of you the other day, I was in Somerset House and it was all sunny and Bleeding All Over You came on my ipod on shuffle. I wished you were there to have tasty drinks and nice chats with.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

Aw that's nice.
I saw Gillian Anderson sometime in the last few months and thought of you.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)

As in, that FD, she's an X-File case.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:16, archived)

As in, that FD, she's one smokin' piece of ass.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)

I've burnt many a chair in my life it's true.
How's tricks gorgeous?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)

I AM FINE BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ASK ROANEAH TOO.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)

Terrible
But I'm watching Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy and it is rude and funny.

So that's ok for now.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

Rude+funny=good
Terrible=bad

Are you still in London honey? Fancy meeting up at all?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)

I'm in Newcastle, but I have a ticket to London that expires on 12th June.
James gave it to me when he came up to see me.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

Well if you fancy meeting up I'm here and although I can't say I'm flush and can show you a good time I'm sure we could organise some kind of happy happy joy joy.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:05, archived)

Not sure if I am up for travelling but will let you know
at some point when it is not early morning.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:07, archived)

Jolly good.
Love you sweetie, whether you are in London or Newcastle.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)

:D

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)

yes

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

Correct!
As our lucky winner, you receive this authentic 21st century yellow metal-plated pewter pocket watch and a £20 voucher for www.buttplugs.com.

You've never plugged your butt properly until you've tried a buttplug.com buttplug!^(r)
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)

i like this but the answers aren't coming
finland?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)

*dons a twee irish accent*
Close! But it's not the one.

What could Mr Chips possibly be doing?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 5:13, archived)