No! I am your lightning tree!
Prepare to meat your shoes, Infidel Castro!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)

i am going for a late night snackins

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)

I went to the BP store.
I have ALL THE SNACKS.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:00, archived)

i am quite likely to self harm tonight.
imagine that! i must be emo.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)

thanks, emos, for making me realise that my illness is just a fad.
and thanks everyone else for compounding that idea.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)