calls charged at 3 quid a minute
please get the phone owners permission before calling.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

Chat Now With School-age Sheilas!
Hotter Than A Dingo's Dipstick! etc
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

actually it's more like hotter then the roads in summer
but hey. Close enough.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)