BREAKFATS TIEMZ!
I'm having bread, lightly toasted, smothered in real butter and a fine layer of wholegrain mustard, followed by some sliced extra mature cheddar that has been left at room temperature, a slice of honey roasted ham, topped with more toast. Cut diagonally.

How about you?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)

dicks, mostly.

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)

Spotted?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)

well, if you need to point them out.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

BAGGED AND TAGGED.

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)

Cake.
Caaaaaake.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)

Coffee, carrot, cheese, fruit?
Fairy?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)

Gevulde koek
it's like a landmine made of butter. For the mouth.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)

Not for use as an enema then?

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)

At a push you could use it as a diaphragm
it's absorbent. And there's an almond on it that could plug the japseye efficiently.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

I'm starting with a cup off coffee then I will see how I feel
That's how I roll.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

you don't roll the other way perchance?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:47, archived)

You don't live by anyone's rules.
Not even your own.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

kinda squishy

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

I had nutella on toast as per usual
with a glass of orange juice.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:44, archived)

PAIN and a lovely warm refreshing glass of my own lumpy piss.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)

You have a bad case of urinolumposis.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

no breakfast for me as its time for bed.
almost 8 in the morning, I stayed up late.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

Is it opposite day today?
*cracks out the wig and frock*
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

nah , I work nights.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

I love nightshifts.
study during the day, work the nights on the weekends for extra pay. excellent way of making money. /loves hospitality
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)

Work nights? "Hospitality"?
Understood.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

calls charged at 3 quid a minute
please get the phone owners permission before calling.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

Chat Now With School-age Sheilas!
Hotter Than A Dingo's Dipstick! etc
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

actually it's more like hotter then the roads in summer
but hey. Close enough.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)