Aw, give Alan a tickle from me.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Alan is his perenium, right?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

It's perineum ...
... and only girls have them (peri = around, neum = newborn).

Write it out one hundred times and bring it to me in the showers at midnight.

Edit : This post is for humorous purposes only. Not to be used as an educational resource.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

"In human anatomy, the perineum is generally defined as the surface region in both males and females between the pubic symphysis and the coccyx. "
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Indeed.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

He's off chasing Twist now.

( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

I have SIX cats here.
Well, five, as Jelly Bean is AWOL again, killing all the local wildlife, no doubt.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)