What is the transport situation like in your city?
Any traffic jams, perhaps some roadworks?
Tell the internet!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I have yet to venture into Waterford City,
I shall be doing so presently. I will keep you informed.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

waterford city sounds like a soap

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

There's a soap here called Fair City, set in Dublin.
It's shit.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

LOL LIKE WITH MOLLY MALONE.
i totally get it.
( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Floozy in a jacuzzi

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Tart with a cart

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

The hooer in the sewer

( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

I've been on a Dublin bus tour
Grim times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Haha, depressing, isn't it.
They used to make us do them on school tours:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

I like the way they always do the same gag.
"Do you know what there are no roads in Dublin named after Eammon DeVelera? They couldn't find any crooked enough."
( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Ah, Dublin wit.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Bullet holes blah blah blah post office blah blah blah
Are we there yet?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Prostitute lost in chute

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Whore on the dancefloor.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

Hooker at the cooker playing snooker.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

floozy: one of my most favourite words.

( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

It has its uses

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Yeah, it's brilliant.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

i did some floozing last night.
i was all attentive to make people feel interesting (to be fair, only one wasn't, and that was only cos she didn't give it a rest. THREE HOURS of being talked at by her) and i offered drinks and smiled and everything.

i want my duvet.
( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

and i drunkenly texted someone to moan about someone he'd never met.
i am such a tart. i deserve this headache.
( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

HELLO HELLO BINKY BINKY TOOT TOOT
*JUMPS AROUND IN YOUR FACE*
*BANGS POTS AND PANS*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

INTERNET NOISE DOES NOTHING.

( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

smelled and everything?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

I SMELL LOVELY especially after a dinner of edam and marmite.

( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Urrrgh, you're GROSS

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

She features in the title credits, I believe.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

DAVE FANNING
DAVE FANNING IS ON THE RADIO. God I missed home.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

hee hee fanning.

( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

Hur hur I know.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Normal.
There was a dead badger.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Was it flattened?
Because i'd expect that.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

It didn't seem to be.
It could have been asleep, I suppose, but the side of the road is a silly place to sleep.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Everything's running a treat
Although I believe minor inconvenience has been caused by the bog door in the bus station being a bit sticky on its hinges. More later.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

I had a nice easy run into work, only having to stop to avoid a cat washing herself in the doorway.
I'm now sat at my desk preparing for another busy day, mobile on standby, full cup of strong coffee, ginger cat on my lap.
/Working from home
( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Aw, give Alan a tickle from me.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

Alan is his perenium, right?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

It's perineum ...
... and only girls have them (peri = around, neum = newborn).

Write it out one hundred times and bring it to me in the showers at midnight.

Edit : This post is for humorous purposes only. Not to be used as an educational resource.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

"In human anatomy, the perineum is generally defined as the surface region in both males and females between the pubic symphysis and the coccyx. "
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Indeed.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

He's off chasing Twist now.

( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

I have SIX cats here.
Well, five, as Jelly Bean is AWOL again, killing all the local wildlife, no doubt.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

Its a license to work in your pants

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

I've never worked on the computer in my pants before.
/Dell computerpants
( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

In wormy's absence, can we call today "ill informed internet denizen tuesday"

( SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Who?
.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Pass.
I walk to work. It's usually quiet, with lots of trees and sometimes some birds. I like my walk to work.

TWO BUTTONS.
( Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

It takes me 7 minutes to walk into work
I press no buttons. What a fucking liberty.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

I only use two buttons at work. "L" and "O". Serves me well though.
Friend: Hello.
Me: LO
Friend: Sigh, I'm not doing so well at the moment.
Me: O
Friend: Yeah, my mum died.
Me: LOL
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

:)

( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

HA

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Arf!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

The little town where I work is shit, there's only one road in or out and there's a massive queue in rush hour every day
Where I live though it's ace, metros, trains, buses, bikes you can rent. Good times.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

Well there are lots of roadworks
But surprisingly no traffic this morning. It was lovely.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

I decline to add my two buttons' worth to this thread.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

I got to work no problems.
There was a lot of traffic last night around the Ricoh Arena and it'll be the same tonight AND tomorrow night.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

I got to work early due to lack of traffic, before anyone else was here to open up actually.
So I went off to the greasy spoon round the corner for some mucky delights.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

day off for me, i'm a striking tube driver

( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)