My dad never understands that I don't want his fecal matter up my nose.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

At least you're not so ugly he doesnt want to have sex with you.
Imagine THAT.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

There's a bit of narcissism in incest.
Even if I looked like Susan Boyle, he'd still rape me every night.

Oh, the night terrors.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

SuBo
Is how I imagine Mykey would look if he'd been born a woman.

PHWOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

if?
*wiggles moobs*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

Slap a wig on 'im and a bit of mascara.
Actually, forget the mascara.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)