38% percent of Spanish black lesbian amputees agree with you!*

*Based on 164 entrants to a This Morning phone in poll.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

15% of gay spiders
think Gordon Brown is doing a good job.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

79.002% of war veterans under the weight of 12st who specialise in haberdashery believe that corporal punishment should be reintrouduced.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)